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 20.10.2010
On the day of light during the matan asks me to ask the teacher when it will be self-sufficient.Prepod an older man.Next I,prepod and she:
I: Okay and I say Vladimir Dmitrievich in you Light asks when will be self-determination?
Q: Why does she not want to ask yourself, but asks you?
I: I don’t know maybe he wants, but he’s quiet.
Q: wants but is silent... every man’s nightmare
The whole audience starts to roar.
Q: And why should I scream on the whole street what I want?
Our rooster can hear the whole universe.
The light, realizing that it froze, says: Let you all go.
Takes things and leaves.
Prepod, after she came out:It seemed like she said what she wanted but she left anyway.
We could not continue a couple.

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