My friend Sergei told me.
Sergey is an exemplary family man, and his younger brother Andrei is still a walking man.
And here they go somehow on Andrey's "four": Andrey is driving, his wife is next to him, Sergey is behind. Andrei stopped buying cigarettes. At this time, his wife climbs into a mess and suddenly finds a package of condoms there.
Her face takes an expression: “Well, wait!The packaging is returned to place. Sergey sees this, he understands that his brother is about to have a ridiculous scandal, but what to do? Andrei sits behind the wheel, touches, Serega in the rear-view mirror all kinds of semaforites to him. And finally Andrew arrives.
10 seconds of deep reflection - pulls out the suction. Naturally, the car is shaking, swallowing. Andrei grumbled dissatisfied: “Well, again, and as much as you can...” goes out, opens the hood, runs there and cries to his wife:
“Galia, there in the barracks of the Gondons – take away one!” The wife gives, receives.
Andryuka breaks the packaging, unfolds, clamps on something in the engine and clamps. When he sits behind the wheel, he drives the sink. The car starts normally. The wife is satisfied. Andrei in the mirror blinking Sergey.