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 21.10.2010
Yesterday I went to the store with a friend to buy beer. While they were choosing, he noticed a man, well, 40 years old, he had a magic rod like Harry's chase from his back pocket. We are already in line and here is just the hunt to catch it somehow. Some other boys stood in front of us and apparently also crossed the topic with a stick. Well, shortly, one of them fulfills my idea and the dementors surround me, they want to dry out my soul!!!" a man shortly thinking catches a stick and masches her and eats Avad Kedavr!!! It’s hard, but it’s just an apocalypse! To him on betrayal comes another with a stick (also 40 years old) and in full seriousness says "If dementors attack you you have to call a patronus!"
This is what will happen to these actors in 20 years.
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