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 01.11.2010
I went to buy a bucket today. Dialogue with the seller:
I:"Good day, is there a 25w solder?"
Seller:"In the sense of bur?"
I am:"No, the solder"
Q:"Purchaser?"
I:"Layer...wire to lay..."
Q:"Pick up?"
I:*I’m pointing my finger* "Here’s this thing that would be wiring!"
Q:"Is there anything else?"
I:"There are any testers?"
Q:" What is it? O_o"
I:"Ble.. it doesn’t matter how much the solder..."
Cannifl and spawning to ask scared... So spawning, bought elsewhere spawning, etc., I come home, plug the solder, and his dumb wires start smoking. Spiralso, pulled the nose back, change:
I:"Good day, I took your solder an hour ago, it is broken, I want to change"
Q:* with a whispering voice, eyes like dishes* "What have you done with it?and "
I:" No, I switched on, the wire wrap was stifled, turned off. Take a look at it"
Q:* blows into the holes for ventilation* "THIS NEVER HAS BEEN HAVE!!!and "
I am: * cultural shock": "What do you know? I have made a hole in him from your seat and from the neck to make holes in him!and "
Eventually, he took the money.
I think the store will soon collapse.
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