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 04.11.2010
I saw a cat in the store today.

I go into the store and see a cat sitting at the entrance. Approaching him I raise my hand in front of him and commandfully say: "Cat". He turns his head and looks at my hand, I stand for a few seconds and leave. And the cat still looks to the place where the hand was... I think it will pass. I went and bought what I needed, I wept and who still sits and doesn’t move... I pass by the cat, again I raise my hand and say even more powerful: Cat. And the cat really lived and ran away!!! You would see the seller’s eyes)))
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