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 06.11.2010
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You will not believe

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I do not believe

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I crashed into a car tonight.

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Where did you fly?

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In Murmino, near the cemetery

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Symbolically

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We are whole

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Jenny, half a fool, decided to stick. See, he says, how I drive without a lighthouse (night, field, square 2 meters on both sides). Don’t be afraid, he said, and shut off the lights for a few seconds. I turned it on and it was as if it would - and now, he says, be afraid! Fuck, I didn’t go, I was in a cube. The car is fucking.
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