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 06.11.2010
The preamble. It was summer. We went on a march, and the tents were few, in the end we lived four in a three-bed tent tent. You can live, but not turn.

by Fabula. Another night. Getting a girl to sex:
I: Give what you are!
She is: Obalde, is it? Right now people!
I: What a people, everyone is sleeping already! See also! Pinnaju lying next to the neighbor
I: Siroh, are you sleeping?
Oh yeah, I am sleeping.
I: for a long time?
It is an hour and a half like.
I: Well you see it! He has been sleeping for a long time! So let it!
She: O_O
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