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 11.11.2010
Walking in the park. There are a couple of things ahead and something nice about it. Then they stop sharply and the girl, turning to the guy, turns her finger at the whistle. But her face is as if she was called the least crazy. The curiosity dissipates. I remove the headphones and then listen to the dialogue:
Q: Why did you hit your head? Which is married? What do I need??? And for you too?? to
You see only the shortcomings in everything. Look from the other side – I earn twice as much as you, I have my own home, and you live on a household. In addition, I know how to cook your favorite sushi, I am not scandalous and not scandalous. I do everything on my own, I also help you.
D: Fuck, and you won’t argue... hm... and in sex you’re nothing like that...
Q: Well what am I saying? You don’t look at the benefits.
Do you know how to cook borsches?
P: I can
Fuck, go out for me!!! to

She cried
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