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 13.11.2010
A friend told me about his acquaintance.
I bought this familiar country, but not like everyone else – in the country community, but an old, nestled house on the edge of the village. He looked very carefully at him. Such a dark, lumpy bumper in all its appearance creates a feeling of some sort of hopelessness.
This fellow was got. But he adhered to this current only externally, in his soul he did not share their philosophy. He professionally engaged in special effects to various horrors, hence his love for their attributes.
The purchased property, in which a sort of outsider image was already seen, he, of course, supplemented according to his own taste: all kinds of bones, gips turtles, etc. shit. for
“The beauty.”
He hardly did the gardenery, so, somebody sat down. But it was even worse for those who wanted it. Someone unconsciously tore the harvest until it was in the country.
A friend even filled several tombs, from the hills of which, as if unknowingly, scratched where the fingers, and where the feet. But for the brave thieves, this did not work.
Then, together with his colleagues, he decided to organize a whole show, such as the "resurrected from hell", to teach the Parshivs. Find the most
Amazing sound effects from the best horror films. They were supplemented with light effects and, as a culmination, the uprising from the graves of the dead.
It must be noted that the impression of this show caused indelible. Under the inhumane roar, the soul-breaking cries and stones, under the flashes of lightning and something else there, half-deathed dead people were kicked out of the graves... And all this unexpectedly, breaking the silence of the night and the trail of the scourge. As a result, the blood stinged in the veins, the mind crumbled, only the rectum relaxed.
During the weekend, by joint efforts, all the necessary farms (mostly from disbursed equipment) were installed in the country (all on the car) and left.
They waited a day and on Tuesday rushed to see the effect.
It is unclear what they wanted to see there, but everyone for some reason was sure that after such a spectacle the thieves must leave traces, and a lot.
As they walked in, they noticed something was wrong. When I came closer, I saw that there was nothing. Instead, a curved field, not just curved, but also carefully curved. And by this field goes the local father, reading a prayer, and water the earth with holy water. Behind him, the local villagers who were silenced and stumbled into a bunch, being baptized and looking with fear under their feet...
What will you say here. Professionals have done their job professionally. But it didn’t just reach its target audience.
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