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 13.11.2010
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He told a story about a distant relative. The essence of what. He lived a boy, he did not long, but the time came and he was called into the ranks of our brave army. And he decided to cut off, quite original - to indicate as his orientation "gay". And here, therefore, he comes to the military, and declares - I am, say, a homosexual, I love when I am roasted between pancakes, and forgive me, to serve in the army is unworthy. The commission answers reasonably - we will send you to the survey, if this is confirmed, then, of course, you will not have to serve.
And they direct. A distant relative, I don't know why, decides that there will be to explore the integrity of it, sorry, the anus, and because of this makes a paradoxical decision... he buys a healthier dildo in the sex shop and every evening without lubrication smells himself in the ass. To, so to speak, expand the anal hole and surely convince the commission of its orientation.
After a week of exercises of this kind, he comes to the examination and is surprised to find that his anal hole is not interested in anyone, and you just need to complete some vague test. All his efforts were in vain.
According to the results of the test, he turned out to be quite ordinary heterosexual. But he was not taken into the army. by Plateau.
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