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 13.11.2010
I’m walking yesterday with a girl... I see a cockroach jumping on the ground (falling out of the nest) and his parents jumping next to him!! The girl cries... like save the baby... I look up, like a strong tree, to climb real! I’m coming to the small, everyone is running out of panic! The evil Godzilla decided to eat the baby! I caught the wicked man - immediately everything was silent, he stumbled into the backpack, the backpack closed, he went to a tree! As long as you are lying all quietly and quietly... just like in movies... strange birds are chasing you on every branch and what cramps you from behind! Dolez... put a miracle in the nest... if I reached it... this shit even knocked me up! I start to tear and these hurt parents and another 5 crowns start to throw on me!! The guy delivered the cargo and jump! You are a big shit! As a result, the coat, the backpack is similar, the hands in the blankets, the girl is in love with Pushhi, I am in the shower... at night, the reward was royal!! The Conclusion! Play more often and only in the presence of the female sex!! to
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