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 14.11.2010
At the Rambler discussion of the news about the modernization of the Moscow sphatofores (will become fully automatic):

XHH: At one time, I worked in an office that dealt with traffic control systems. So, all modern developments are broken down on:
- Puzanov from GAI: The guys sat on the intersection for 3 days, using special sensors recorded the dependency of the flow of cars on each of the roads depending on the time of day. The data was processed and placed in the lighting controller so that it worked optimally. At the reception came a puzan from GAI and said: "I don't need your twists here, put an interval for this street, and for this one regardless of the time of day. I know better than you how to regulate road traffic"
of our top. For example, the installation of American controllers (working normally unlike the domestic lamb) did not take place because: They don’t have a monkey mode with a striped stick behind the controller. No regime"fall smells, the official goes"
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