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 14.11.2010
I made friends with a girl, she decided to introduce me to my dad, who is a Colonel of the Police. And he warns me, “Dad, I’m a strict, former military, so you’re more careful, okay?” I answer: "Well" in the soul I smile (I saw such dads sick), we come home to them, greeted them, and then my dad gives out: "Barsik, guests!" Here, in the hallway, a cat appears who is pulling my toothsteps... Then I realized that I got serious...
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