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 15.11.2010
KOrsar45: Parental habits are evil
KOrsar45: Why did you think I was like that?
KOrsar45: It’s all thanks to my dad.
KOrsar45: his merit is that I answer every phone call with a rough power voice "Base of torpedo boats! The President of the Republic of Kazakhstan is listening!"
KOrsar45: It was he who taught me to look at the whispering man in his mouth and say that there are cowards from here.
KOrsar45: And, of course, thanks to him, every time I go to the toilet, if someone is next to me, I must say to him: "Let’s go fasting - I’m catering!"
Bravin: That’s how you grew up so harsh.)
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