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 15.11.2010
My head is very bad...
What so?
- I dreamed today that on some tanker somewhere the entire team is made, and the casual passengers do not know how to control them. They go on a full course to a village. So they found in the captain's cabin a notepad with an inet and began to download documentation on how to control the tanker. And at the most responsible moment, they end the bubble on the innet and it is blocked.
The movie is Speed 5 :)
Listen, it is all shit. Here I decide to help them. I really break out of bed, run to the comp and start downloading everything from the injection that can somehow relate to the management of vessels. I throw all that shit on the flash, which I safely leave in the compass and go to bed happy. Immediately I cut and in a dream I give this flash to these horses from the tanker. When it all ended, I did not look. When I went to the bathroom, the movie was over. In the morning I remembered, looked at what was written on the flash - it could hardly help them...
Fall on the table! What did you smoke before sleeping?
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