call from the call center of one of the capital internet providers (P):
Q: Do you use the Internet?
I: of course
Q: What type of provider do you have?
I am: "providers"
Q: What is your internet speed and how much do you pay for it?
I: Speed 2 megabytes per second, I pay 600p per month
I understand you, but not megabytes, but megabytes.
I: No, I have a speed of exactly 2 megabytes per second.
Q: No, Megabyte is not.
It is megabytes!! to
The Megabytes!! to
I: Listen, what are you trying to prove to me? I’d better know what my speed is.
Q: Yes... sorry, thank you for correcting me, so we can offer you the same speed of 2 megabytes per second, for just 250p a month.
Not a megabyte, but a megabyte.
It is a megabyte!!! to
I: Listen, I’ve been called several times from your company, I know you’re providing a slow interest, and your speed is measured in megabytes, and I’m in megabytes!! to
Q: (after 30 seconds of silence) What’s the difference?
The difference is 8 times.
Q: Okay, sorry for the worry.

The Curtain