bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 103 - ]
 21.11.2010
Conversation with Mom:
she: "what are you sitting at home today?" I: "yes" and at this time I turn off the heater with the words "the consumer of electricity" after that I go for a cotton blanket so that at night you don’t freeze...here she asks: "when you were in the club last time" I: "where half a year ago"...she: "you’re old...you’re not going to the clubs...you’re sitting at home...you’re saving electricity....welcome to our ranks"
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna