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 22.11.2010
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From Wikipedia:
Zeus had the time to tear her out of the womb a premature fetus, squeezed in his hip and successfully carried it. Thus, Dionysus was born by Zeus from a hip. When Zeus was suffering from childbirth, Poseidon served him with tuna.

Who knows what this has to do with tuna?!...

You know, pregnant women - they are so capricious!
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