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 24.11.2010
I was at a girlfriend’s wedding. Dress code - "Apple Party" - all in green. I rented a green camel, walked, before leaving the cocktail took a bottle of champagne and drowned to catch the motor home (I live at the stop "Fregate"). I walk through the street with a bubble, in a beautiful camel, people are passing by, signaling, oreting, etc. The taxi stops – “Captain Morgan, where are you?” To what I answer - "To "Fregate""...Taxer stumbled in the hood - "Bl..how I didn't immediately guess!"...dove for a hundred )))
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