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 02.12.2010
My girlfriend is really blonde.
I: Zhao, I'll take you a color scheme, can you print it?
She: Okay, what is there?
I: Scheme and map of shades for browsing, I will then need to pick up the strands myself, and go to the store with an enthusiast paper. Do you have a color printer?
She is: Yes.
I: Here is thank you! There are 73 shades! What is the complicated drawing?!...
She: Oh, then it won’t work, I only have four colors in my printer...Sorry!
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