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 18.04.2008
Onegin, my good friend, was born on the shores of Neva, and in his youth

Bas-jumping (a kind of parachute jump from buildings)

bridges and other elevations. He jumped, he jumped and he jumped.

Police arrested for hooliganism in the form of a jump

business center, was personally the rector expelled from the universe, in the hope that his

He will be taken to the army, where he will be safely killed. But a friend

He turned out to be an ugly ten and without waiting for the agenda, he rushed to

He offered his services in exchange for advertising.

The student ticket. He didn’t just jump on his parachute.

the name of the university, and given the interest of the press to the jammers advertising

It turned out great and a small piece of money in this universe turned into

a stormy river of suffering to get there education. The joyful leadership

The university decided to reward the student with a trip to a jump trip to Italy,

Not forgetting to hang him with his symbolism. They jumped,

And they have gone there without any limits. The day before departure

The jumpers gathered together in a large street cafe to celebrate the meeting and

good bas, sat and drank and word for word was born a dispute about

horizontal air flows, their directions and, of course, the lifting

The Force. On the occasion, Onegina was brought with a sponsor parachute,

Packed in a stylish Cassington backpack, questions how to put

The experiment did not arise: for those who do not know in Italy thrives such

type of theft of bags and backpacks - a motorcycle car runs at high speed and

His driver picked up a bag left without attention and was like that.

Setting on the table in the way of a parachute (which

pulls out the main), and the backpack itself was placed in the most visible place -

They negligently forgot. Five minutes later, the thieves were drawn.

The experiment went well – the thief grabbed the backpack.

He took the air and pulled out the parachute himself. The thief

He was apparently very frightened when an unseen force pulled him out of the chair.

The motorcycle. The police did not surrender him, but they are talking about them.

In the streets of Naples, Russian baseballers are not robbed.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0804/o080417;1.html
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