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 08.12.2010
Such a picture: night, coffee shop, I confess to the girl in my feelings and express her my admiration. I describe how she is amazing, beautiful, smart, and so on. In the end, after a hundred compliments, I finish my tirade.
She: Eeee, are you screaming at me?
I : No
She is fucking!! That would boost my self-esteem.
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