Q: Have you decided to lick your skin?
M is skin? Why do you call everything? Jumpers my - "coffee",coffee - "coffee"...
J: Well, you have old things, impregnated with energy, they ask for a special attitude to themselves - there are all kinds of names attached to them... This is not calling.
M: And in your opinion, "coat" is not offensive?
J: Well, I call our cat "red cockroach" – she doesn’t seem to be offended...
M: That’s the cat.
Do you think your dog is smarter than a cat? and :)