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 19.04.2008
Correspondence of two managers from a company that is dealing with the sale of cabinets:
Melnik
I'm fucking fucked up in your ass.
54 Russian
And I'll ask in the warehouse what would you give a pallet of 24 sheets with a loader per member
Melnik
I will pack you in a basket of 500 to 500 160 pieces.
54 Russian
And I’ll cut off your eggs, so that only by the pantograph the member would rise.
Melnik
And I am wrapping you fucking on the keeper of the vacuum cleaner.
54 Russian
And I’ll put you in a stepler lightning to the chair of everything that I would not be able to fuck from Ireland tomorrow.
Melnik
This is against the rules!!! to
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