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 21.12.2007
Which celebrity would you like to have lunch with?
With Billy Gates... a purger would put him in the soup...
He would close the door and hang the inscription:
Are you sure you want to open that door?
Then go through the activation procedure to access the service `Sorting Basic`.
Remember that toilet paper is not included.
Before activation, be sure to read our license agreement."
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