The first is a dumb pussy who dreams of becoming a model. Overwhelmingly sexy and overwhelmingly useless. She fixes her hairstyle all day long and paints tons of cosmetics on her face... The second girl is the opposite. Probably the smartest person I have seen in my life. She would probably be able to make a career in some big company without any problems, but for unknown reasons still works with us. And if you evaluate her as a woman, it is a minus one on a ten-point scale. But the most brilliant is the man who smokes grass. He comes to work smoked. He sits quietly at work. And I’m fucking sure that after work he’s blowing. He had not been conscious for many years, although he was only 22. He was dressed like a 60-year-old. But the fucking thing is that he pulls his huge foolish dog to work. Sometimes I feel like this animal is trying to tell us something. Both are always hungry, so we have to stop fast food several times a day. And I carry these fools in my microchip and we try to solve all sorts of dirty secrets together.

Fuck my bright brain, Fred of the Scooby Doo, are you real?!!! to