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 22.12.2010
My cat has been catching me for a week to buy a dog
222 What are you?
1 1 1 None! I do not like dogs. I was bitten by a dog when I was a child. I scratch them now.
222: Don’t let it go. A business!
111: Yeah, he’s now walking choking me. This is a girl who doesn’t like dogs.
Tell him that there are no girls without flaws. I don’t like washing dishes. And not deadly, even married took such a damaging
Just don’t say you were bitten by a plate when you were a child.
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