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 23.12.2010
Girl: "Love is when everything is right away. When you chew and from hand to hand, and from member in mouth.
Girl: to put the bridge?
Are you in contact?
The girl: AHA
Woman: or is she shaken?
The guy: put
Girl: and I think it went)
Girl: everybody will think I’m a sauce)))))))
You guys :)))))
The girl is funny ?
Don’t put it then.
Boy: "I never understood how to sleep in pyjamas. This is a wild western before going to bed to stretch something on yourself, if it’s not a woman.
You guys, I’ll be happy.
The girl :)))
If not, everyone will think I’m fucking.
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