With Lepra:

Frantishek: I have a question about the ladies who play the piano at concerts... and what do the people of the elegant professions do when suddenly a painful desire to go to the toilet during this most elegant process?? to

Sericoff: Why the question to the lady? And the representative of fine professions? Why can't a theater actor, a journalist who conducts a multi-hour report, or even a politician speaking on a forum want to fuck?

Baal: That is more dramatic. Imagine, on one side, you have a violin, alt, or, at a bad end, a balalaika, and you write divine notes on it. On the other hand, the shit came out.
Well, the politician in this sense is uninteresting because of the small differentiation of the issued product.