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 28.12.2010
In the first class, the teacher gives the task: to name and describe the most valuable thing that is known to the students. Petenka stood up and told about Daddy's car, Lenochka - about Mommy's diamond collar. The wolf stands up and says:
The menstruation!
The teacher cried out:
The wolf! What do you say? Do you know what it is?
The wolf answered:
I don’t know what it is, but I’m sure it’s something very valuable.
Because this morning my older sister announced that she was
She disappeared, her mother fainted, her father had a heart attack, and the neighbor fell ill.
was shot!
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