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 06.01.2011
I was recently with a friend. On his desk is a screensaver dedicated to the harm of smoking. Well there is blood, black brains, smoke and so on.
I: What, do you try to quit smoking? Do these pictures help?
He: You know, at first I looked, it was a little scary. When I smoked, this picture stood in front of my eyes. But after I saw my house in the morning after the New Year, the pictures changed one another. Now in front of your eyes, a picture emerges: the room, all the walls in some kind of hut, Igor rolls on the floor, a piece of meat and salad on him, Nastya sleeps on the shop, sits outside, on his ketchup, on the table of the luster, on the luster gifts, etc. I smoke to calm down.
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