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 06.01.2011
It was in the cinema. A young mom stands with a 4-year-old child near the toilet, waiting for a second older child from there.
The little one passes past a chair in the hallway, stumbles at it and declares throughout the hallway: "What goat has put this here?"
A scary scene, Mommy in horror:"Where did you get such words?and "
You have to think "You have"
Mom becomes red, begins to declare that he will not go anywhere with him anymore, you have to think with your head what you are saying, it is not good to throw such words.
Here the older child comes out of the toilet and says that his stomach hurts. She turned to the whole corridor:
"Yes, because there was not so much shit to eat!"
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