from ZH:

I recognize myself by looking at my sea pigs. They will clean your cage, they will fill you with a deodorant, filler, straw, seed, feed, vegetables, they will pour water, they will hang salt, they will put on toys, they will wash the cloth, they will invite everything, they will beat you, they will shake you up... They will let you there, fool, and you immediately start to wear on the cage with tragic cries:

Oh God, where is this shit?! to