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 16.01.2011
A girlfriend fought with her father and decided to commit suicide. I took a pill and then changed my mind to die. called an emergency.
They brought her to the hospital, gave her a bottle of water, told her to drink. She drank a couple of glasses and feels like she can’t do more. He gives them back a bottle with the words: “I have changed my mind, I will die.”
The doctor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Will you go home then, there you will die." The car, of course, did not give her, offered to go on foot. to go far away.
She shrugged her head and said she had changed her mind again. I took a bottle and started drinking.
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