I work in a bank, seemingly a cultural institution, but next to me sits a cute cute girl who gives out winged expressions every day, like a third-grade welder:

Fuck you fuck!
Eat your twenty.
Eat your twelve!
You are from DAZ (accent on the second word, pronounces with Paphos)!
Fuck you with Cadillac and Pamela!
I can’t wash, I can’t wash, my hands are golden.
Fuck the crew!
Marty is Marty!
How is he called?

And often repeats: "You sit in the same office with you, you will not get that" And how, from me, an IT specialist, you can get that?)