xxx: I decided to get rid of the maculature accumulated in five years of work.
YYYY : wow!
xxx: Called the archive, asked how to submit documents for destruction. It turns out they have to be bundled in packs, otherwise they will not be accepted.
I approach my secretary and say:
Give me a rope!
and IRA:
Do you need soap?
No, until we have to.
YYY: The Pepper! Yes, documents not linked to packages become virtually indestructible!
Good IRA!
After 5 minutes I go to the toilet and the soap is gone.
Go to IRA:
You won’t believe it, but I need soap too.
YYYY :
I swallow...