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 24.01.2011
He is:
Little girl, I thought seriously and you have to promise me one thing.

She is:
You are scared)

He is:
In general, if someday, don't give god, I fall into an aircraft disaster, and you will be called and told that I disappeared, you must promise me that in the next 5-6 years you will not find a friend, you will not have a family and especially children. Because I can get to a deserted island, live there for a few years, then build a fruit and swim away. Then somewhere in the open sea a ship will find me, rescue me and call you. And when we meet, I will be very upset to find out that you already have another... so promise me.

She is:
Have you looked at the goose?

He is:
It is the end 😉
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