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 27.01.2011
In one of the Russian medical institutions there was a terribly principled prejudice, but at the same time the man was correct and did not specifically wave anyone, and in addition, he still had some business and, as a result, practically did not take bribery. He was stumbled upon by a student of obultus, who did not want to teach his subject, accordingly, this studio student did not pass the exam from the first time, from the second or the third.

And here before the fourth and last transfer (after it usually follows the deduction) the father of this student enters the cabinet and puts on the table the keys from the wonderful work of the domestic automotive industry of the 15th model with the words:

If he gives up, it is yours.

Prepod looks at his daddy for a while, then takes the keys from the BMW X-5 from his load pocket and puts them on the table next to his keys with the words:

If your son gives it, it is yours.
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