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 28.01.2011
Father told me:
- In our army, the commander of the company was a young lieutenant, interested in U-Shu and similar combat. We spent a week teaching these exercises. It looked roughly like this:
Hands straight in front of you, fingers compressed. Turn your right leg to the right and leave on the width of the shoulder. Leave it wider! Let go wider, I said!! No, it won’t work...
Let go, let go, I said!! to
When the whole company was already sitting on the sword, it came to him:
Fuck the exercise, not the legs.
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