Friends have a wedding soon:

[14:44:04] I am: Maaaax
[14:44:38] Maxim: What is it?
When do you have a wedding?
[14:47:01] I: Max, this is really not a woman’s request, it’s really I ask.
[14:47:16] Maxim: I am not hired
[14:47:35] I: blatantly, I will not seriously say to the Woman, I am a cremator, neither to anyone nor to Gu Gu Gu, we are men!! to
I am going to be a surprise.
[14:47:57] Maxim: Well then on Saturday
[14:48:21] I: Woman, says that on Saturday
[14:48:22] I am: fucking
I am not you.
[14:48:32] I am a crazy man

Nats