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 30.01.2011
Talk to another programmer (P) about New Year’s Gifts:
I: So what did they give you?
P: Hard at 1.5 terabytes and some perfume.
I am Crusoe. How are your perfumes?
Q: Nowau, the alcohol in them is too little, they don’t burn (I checked).
I used the past to break contacts. This will not be used as intended.)
I: Try splashing on the clothes.
Q: Will it not ruin? Unreasonable risk
I: How do you smell it?
Q: What do I smell of?
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