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 02.02.2011
The fairy tale is theatrical old, but seen live (because the situation is typical for play detectives). According to the plot, the hero had to shoot himself, more precisely behind the scenes had to be a shot, and the doctor had to testify to death. Something went wrong, the capsule of pyrotechnics did not work, until the device was spelled, the director decided to poison it. It was not attached to the text, it merely blunted.
“The Suicide.” Warned everyone who had time at the time of development to go behind the scenes, unfortunately, that was not all. In general, after waiting for the shot, the doctor referring to the "tragic sensations" fled to the neighboring house.
“Room” and returned with his distorted response:
The Lord! Lady please sit down. The Lord is dead, he was poisoned!
Those who don’t know, played the most organic scare. The last word was clearly outlined and addressed to them. At this time, a cartridge "for a break" works at the square when trying to get it, the echo worked in the orchestral pit. Ivan Alekseevich (experienced actor) played a major soldier in retirement, he sat in a chair and did not leave the stage from the very beginning. Those who lived on the stage of life taught him everything, so, with general confusion, he unwaveringly proclaimed:
M is m! It also exploded... yes, a great poison...
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