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 21.12.2007
At the next lecture on the theory of machines, the professor says to the students: "This is an interesting thing that comes out... Think about it. Although not. You are not yet able to think. He thinks of you, fucking. How to him? The word flew out..."
To him from the audience variants shout: "Computer!"
He is: "Yes not..."
There are other options – they are not suitable.
Prepod: "Well... let’s go back to the lecture..."
Half an hour later, he suddenly stopped the lecture with the voice: "A! I remembered Tefal. Tefal thinks for you!"
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