A quiet April morning. Small English town of Swindon. Elections in

The local municipality.



A young man enters the poll, surrounded by three men.

The educated dogs. There is nothing wrong with this, so the election

It is like a monument to Pushkin. The nightmare begins when one

The dog takes the bulletin in his fist and does not rush to the cabin for

of voting. At the unreasonable protest of the commission the dog presents

My newsletter, where black on beige printed: Bobby Hawkeye

(Hackway is the name of the owner).



The Gogol scene. Clearly, the computer of the Electoral Command switched and turned on.

The dog on the voter list. It is unclear how to get out of this now.

Finally, the Chairman of the Commission found himself: requested a certificate

Persons with a photo. This is not Bob Hawkeye, it is.

Anyone who is not included in this list of voters.

The Election Point. But the Commission immediately presents a veterinary certificate.

His name is Bobby Hackwell. With a picture, in case Bobby is lost.

Euro standard, you will not write anything.



And then Gavin, Bob's master, strikes the last blow: he accuses the commission of

Sexual discrimination in sexism. Because of the three dogs,

In his house, only the cowboy Bobby was given the right to vote, and two foxes were given the right to vote.

illegally deprived of all civil rights.



and nokaut. The Commission is preparing to become entirely private.

people somewhere 300 miles from Swindon. For example, in North Wales.

Or in Yorkshire. But here, like in all English tales, it appears.

The savior on the white horse is the deputy mayor of Swindon. He smiles and

of spontaneous jokes. He presses Bob’s leg and thankes him for

A conscious attitude to his civil duty. He is angry,

that Gavin's foxes did not get on the list of voters and promises to immediately,

Yes, sir, get it done immediately. Indeed, he is going away.

to the wall, gets a cell phone, calls a number and a few minutes

Instructing someone. Judging by mimics, the instructions are accurate, juicy and

Absolutely non-parliamentary And then he approaches Gavin Hawkeye and

He asks for Bobby’s veterinary certificate. In the certificate indicated

Bob’s age is 3 years. And to the elections - let's breathe lightly together

with the commission - persons under 18 years of age are not allowed.