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 04.02.2011
My wife brought her little toy from her parents. A dog who had been the subject of the abuse of her little nephew and cat for more than a year before (judging by the smell). Once upon a time, this toy, when pressed on it, said, “I love you!”"But it has been broken for a long time. This dog was washed, cleaned and dried for 2 days on a battery. And on the second day, at 6 o’clock in the morning, this dog (apparently from the last of these and in a spark of gratitude) pronounces, “I love you!” and silences forever. It was very cute.
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