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 05.02.2011
Heckby :
I know one man who can’t (or rather doesn’t want) sing under a guitar without 0.5 vodka. He comes to the fire and sits down, but he doesn’t sing until he gets the bottle. But when given 0.5 in his hands, he effectively opens with one movement, circular movements creates a whirlwind in the bottle and drinks to the bottom. then whistles and sings with an overwhelming thick voice for an hour and a half or two, after which the procedure with 0.5 needs to be repeated
ZY forgot to say, to the fire he comes already blue as the eggs of the drought when his vodka ends.

Mostdie is:
Isn’t this the case of the cable? Appropriate to description
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