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 08.02.2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You also do not get sick.
Why did you buy the iPad? What kind of bottles?! to
It is just an epic. A brief history is this. Somehow my cell phone rings, an unknown voice says I won the iPad and offers me to pick up the prize. Well, I wasn’t bad, I immediately understood the divorce. It will announce that I just need to buy something or pay for something there. No calling, no thanking.
HH: Where did the iPad come from then?
The phone calls again, are you like that? I wonder where they know my name. I say: "Well, let’s say." This is the company "XXX and UUU", you left the questionnaire to participate in the prize draw and bla bla bla. I’m turning in the memory of the last few weeks and here (pa-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!!!) I remember carrying a questionnaire to work in this office. In short, it turned out that the questionnaires were almost the same (the people didn’t get frozen), and as a result, my questionnaire was taken to the contest. The error was discovered only in the office at the time of delivery, but nothing was reworked. So I’m still unemployed, but I already own an iPad.
I’m going to go crazy :((
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