Shem

The Explanatory:

I, FIO, did not come to work * February 2011. For the reason that he did not calculate his capabilities in the fight against the superior forces of the enemy, long known to the entire world community under the name of Alcohol. During my absence from work, I was at home and did not commit any illegal acts. I am fully aware of my guilt and the gravity of the offence, ready to be fully punished, and also with firm confidence to declare that such incidents will not be repeated in the future, no matter which close friend of mine has a birthday in the midst of a working week.