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 13.02.2011
7 benefits of friendship between a man and a woman

1st A woman does not carry you all the apartment with her socks.
2nd Don’t come to you on your birthday with 4 hours late without a gift
Drunk in the ass.
Three He will not call you at 6 a.m. from the restaurant asking you to pay the bill.
4 is You will not be able to sleep with your wife.
5 is You may agree to sleep with your wife.
6 is It is easier to convince her to suck.
7 is She can’t have a penis longer than you.
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