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 17.02.2011
The President calls on the Minister of Transport:
When will you finally solve the problem of traffic jams in Moscow?
We are working on this, for now there are two options:
realistic and fantastic.
What is a realistic option?
Soon we’ll start working on Skyscanner.
Yes Yes Yes
Scientists will work there.
Yes Yes Yes
And when they invented teleportation...
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